My nose can sense an asshole for a mile

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i can smell an asshole a mile away too its just that i can't distinguish them from all the other assholes
but i try n make an effort to know them a bit better before finally showing them the finger lol

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It's the way they carry themselves.

Yeah.

Moze przeciw logice ale zgodnie z intuicja - tak.

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Yes.
There's this pack of kids at school, and all they do is lie to each other, about the money they make at work, about their "girlfriends," about everything!

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I'm gonna have to say Hitler.

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Every once in a while I get a very bad vibe from someone I don't know and my emotions flinch in pure revulsion. I figgure maybe its some kind of karmic thing, because in the same way I find myself suddenly liking someone. If you don't believe in karma then I would say it's a reaction to the other person's chemistry.

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i got a person who dislikes me who has never said a word to me...feels really wierd

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I probably wouldent like someone who randomly dropkicks the contents of prams with large metal boots on while tossing cups of semen at the mother, but I guess thats knowing a few things about them, I would find it hard to go back to neutrality, the shit he would have to pull to get into my good books would be quite impressive.

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