
Ya know, I used to want to have a cat. For many, many yerars. Now when I live with my uncle who owns a cat, I dn't want to have a cat anymore.
Apparently lots of "common opinons" about cats turned out to be nothing but urban legends :/ ( would be nice if Mythbusters made show aboyt it imo)
- Cats supposed to be clean and easy in maintenance. Its not true. Even more: its a bullshit. First they lay hair allover the place. Its quite amazing how their fur has ability to regrow. If it would grow back normally, they're would be bald within few hours.
And now sure - cat will do their stuff to literbox. Yeah thats supposed to be clean. But in order to make its stuff to that litterbox, the cat will dig. ... Well, saying "dig" is not enough. It's an excavation. With same process but reversed just "after". Result:
"Cat sand" allover apartment. Everywhere, and most of it in my shoes.
Or this one: Cats move silently. Whut? 3 am gallop from one room to another and back makes everyone think that it's not a cat, but labrador with ADHD, and overveight problem. :/ ... or "Who let horse in the room?"
And finally: Cats are individuals. No, they're not. They're freaks.
And my tongue hurts.
CZOPNIA Z BRYNDZĄ, NAPIERDOZA!!!