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Wed Apr 22, 2009, 2:21 AM

Mood: Lust
Playing: Street Fighter IV

Ya know, I used to want to have a cat. For many, many yerars. Now when I live with my uncle who owns a cat, I dn't want to have a cat anymore.

Apparently lots of "common opinons" about cats turned out to be nothing but urban legends :/ ( would be nice if Mythbusters made show aboyt it imo)

- Cats supposed to be clean and easy in maintenance. Its not true. Even more: its a bullshit. First they lay hair allover the place. Its quite amazing how their fur has ability to regrow. If it would grow back normally, they're would be bald within few hours.
And now sure - cat will do their stuff to literbox. Yeah thats supposed to be clean. But in order to make its stuff to that litterbox, the cat will dig. ... Well, saying "dig" is not enough. It's an excavation. With same process but reversed just "after". Result:
"Cat sand" allover apartment. Everywhere, and most of it in my shoes.

Or this one: Cats move silently. Whut? 3 am gallop from one room to another and back makes everyone think that it's not a cat, but labrador with ADHD, and overveight problem. :/ ... or "Who let horse in the room?"

And finally: Cats are individuals. No, they're not. They're freaks.

And my tongue hurts.

CZOPNIA Z BRYNDZĄ, NAPIERDOZA!!!

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~dragonnetstorm Apr 22, 2009, 3:35:27 AM

Nooos! HOW COULD YOU!!! For even having an avater as kittehs!!! Let alone making such beautiful drawings as ones!!!

I shure hope there is a joke going on here, becouse your arguments are easelly countered.

- fortify the litterbox, always proves usefull.
- hairloss depends on the species and can be fixed with a tad more vacuemcleaning.
The freakyness is non-solveble though.

And I checked the link... I got only one word for it... Wow. Especially despite it all that the art remains so awesome. *random applause*

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~ShadowFrog Apr 22, 2009, 7:48:13 AM

"And finally: Cats are individuals. No, they're not. They're freaks.

And my tongue hurts."

ok, what have you been doing to the cat?

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~doktorno Apr 22, 2009, 8:02:05 AM

Całowałeś się z otem?

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~Cosaco Apr 22, 2009, 8:04:14 AM

Cats are little dictators X3

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*ZaneAsylum Apr 22, 2009, 9:49:46 AM

I will stick with my animated cats

~jan-michael9500 Apr 23, 2009, 1:53:41 AM

hehehehe lol you make it sound like silvester and tweety are at it again XD

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*WarpedOrbit Apr 23, 2009, 7:23:23 PM

Not everyone can appreciate cats, and obviously you're not one of those who do. The point about a cat is that it has its own will and spirit,unlike a dog that sucks up to its owner even if they beat it. Actually, dog social structure is similar enough to humans for us to understand them better...cats are different. And since I am, myself, a freak I definitely appreciate cats.

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=ruu Apr 24, 2009, 3:14:00 AM

Although I do belive that somewshere out there, there are cats with lots of "positive" traits, I quite can't understand how people tend to not notice when particular cat seems to be total whacko, or freak.(unless "individualism" is just another word for "freak")
Smart cat is smart. Stupid cat is stupid.
There were couple of pets in my family, and every of them had its own unique set of disorders, that were characteristic to speciman, not whole species.

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